Author Archives: gloriousnomad

Whats good natives It’s ya boi Huck. As you have probably noticed, it’s been a while since I last posted on this blog. I was summoned by the High Council to visit my home planet in response to an emergency that arose. That is about all I can say at the moment. I will notContinue reading “World Update 2/27/2020”

Dear natives, Three weeks have gone by and I still can’t seem to shake the tragedy that occurred in Calabasas, when Kobe Bryant and his 13 year old daughter Gigi Bryant passed away in a helicopter crash. I always knew he was a basketball legend even though I never really followed sports, but strangely everContinue reading “Response to Spirofighter 2.16”

Hi Earthlings, If you read my last post you are probably aware that I travelled to California recently to visit the beautiful city of Santa Cruz. I ended up extending my stay by an extra two days, and let me tell you, it is quite a time to be there right now. In case youContinue reading “California Has Changed 2/13”

Hello Earth Natives, After my recent travels, I decided to take a day off from my duties and do what humans typically do on what they call a “Lazy day”. After sleeping an excessive amount (which for the record, us Jainkoa only do for the purpose of meditation but is in no way a necessity),Continue reading “Response 1/31”

During my recent travels I have heard all sorts of news regarding the widespread Coronavirus. I will not explain to you today what it is or how significant it is because I assume that if you are on my site reading my blog you are already aware that it is of far more significance thanContinue reading “World Update 1/31/2020”

Hi Earthlings, Every now and then when I scroll through a news website, somehow among an endless compilation of disheartening news, I find a story that low key restores my faith in humans. It reminds me of why I stick to my mission, even though it has not been easy for me by any meansContinue reading “Huck’s Assessment 1/24”

Hi Humans, Allow me to let you in on a little secret that us Jainkoa like to keep to ourselves. We perform all sorts of studies on you, mostly off the radar. However, it’s not really us performing the studies at all, we get you guys to do it instead. See, humans will go toContinue reading “Hello There 1/24”

Dear Earthlings, I have a confession to make. I am what your kind would call “old”. I knew some of your grandparents, and their grandparents, and their grandparents. Just to clarify though, I am hardly old. In my native land “old” and “young” don’t exist, as we are outside the sphere of time. 100 yearsContinue reading “Huck’s Assessment 1/17”

Hi natives, After my last post even I was left in shock. I’ll admit it, at one point I even started second guessing myself. How is it that only 25 people in this world have qualities that I deem admirable or tolerable at the least? Perhaps there are some of your kind that I overlookedContinue reading “You Suck 1/17”